Stolen (As Always) From Emeriin:

[rachelleneveu]

Because I'm bored at work, and because Linkara and Paw are being uncooperative in that ten facts list I owe Em:


Give me a character's name (you can even do hooker!verse OCs if y'like) and I will tell you three reasons why it would be terrible to try to date them, have sex with them, or be in a long-term relationship with them.

For an extra challenge, pick characters you know I'm fond of. Anyone can tell you reasons not to date Cthulhu, after all.

Comments

[rachelleneveu.livejournal.com]

1.) He's manipulative. Not to Machiavellian proportions, not quite, but he's got ways of making people do things that they wouldn't ordinarily do (see: 90s Kid reading Todd's thesis on Rihanna, Critic reviewing the other animated Titanic movie, and so forth).

2.) He will not shut up in a movie. I know this trait runs in the family, but still...I know Reefer Madness is awful, but I still want to watch it and not have to keep rewinding to hear things I missed, just because you're keeping a running commentary through the whole thing.

3.) There's also the whole "I'm-randomly-a-dinosaur-now!" thing. I think I'd need some kind of warning, first, if there was the possibility of waking up to that one unsuspecting Tuesday morning.