Me: "Hi everyone. I'm Shannon." Chorus: "Hi Shannon." Me: "My...my boyfriend...is...is a nerd." (Woman in crowd "awww"s in sympathy) Me: "Well, he's...more than a nerd, because...*sniff* he's a NEVER-NUDE! I just don't know what to do! I say, 'Cory! SHOWER!' He just...he just isn't like the rest ofu s. If I ever see him in Daisy Dukes, though, I'll----I'll---" (Man in crowd cries out:) "Hey! The murderous support group is down the hall!"
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Date: 2009-04-16 06:56 am (UTC)Me: "Hi everyone. I'm Shannon."
Chorus: "Hi Shannon."
Me: "My...my boyfriend...is...is a nerd."
(Woman in crowd "awww"s in sympathy)
Me: "Well, he's...more than a nerd, because...*sniff* he's a NEVER-NUDE! I just don't know what to do! I say, 'Cory! SHOWER!' He just...he just isn't like the rest ofu s. If I ever see him in Daisy Dukes, though, I'll----I'll---"
(Man in crowd cries out:) "Hey! The murderous support group is down the hall!"