Stolen (As Always) From Emeriin:

Because I'm bored at work, and because Linkara and Paw are being uncooperative in that ten facts list I owe Em:


Give me a character's name (you can even do hooker!verse OCs if y'like) and I will tell you three reasons why it would be terrible to try to date them, have sex with them, or be in a long-term relationship with them.

For an extra challenge, pick characters you know I'm fond of. Anyone can tell you reasons not to date Cthulhu, after all.