My Job Makes Me Want to Punch People.

[rachelleneveu]

Dear Kourtney Kardashian Wannabe,

When you look like you belong on an E! reality show, I'm pretty sure you need to reevaluate your life choices.

No love,
                                    Me

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Dear Crazy Woman Who Forgot Her Milk,

If you are on food stamps, then you probably shouldn't be driving an Escalade.

No love,

Me