My Job Makes Me Want to Punch People.
May. 28th, 2010 01:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Dear Kourtney Kardashian Wannabe,
When you look like you belong on an E! reality show, I'm pretty sure you need to reevaluate your life choices.
No love,
Me
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Dear Crazy Woman Who Forgot Her Milk,
If you are on food stamps, then you probably shouldn't be driving an Escalade.
No love,
Me