Stolen (As Always) From Emeriin:

[rachelleneveu]

Because I'm bored at work, and because Linkara and Paw are being uncooperative in that ten facts list I owe Em:


Give me a character's name (you can even do hooker!verse OCs if y'like) and I will tell you three reasons why it would be terrible to try to date them, have sex with them, or be in a long-term relationship with them.

For an extra challenge, pick characters you know I'm fond of. Anyone can tell you reasons not to date Cthulhu, after all.

Comments

[nombrehetomado.livejournal.com]

Joe.

*kicks your boredom in the face*

[rachelleneveu.livejournal.com]

(Dude, I am seriously the only person in my part of the office today. Bored is an understatement. :P)

1.) He's so loud. Sometimes I just want to read in quiet, you know? Not have to listen to him cackling like a lunatic while he blows up enemy bases on a computer.

2.) He's an opinionated, trigger-happy nerd-boy who can't stand being wrong. Fun to watch, but not so fun to have a relationship with.

3.) He thinks machinery is "sexy." For as much as Harper jokes about it, I am not a robot. The impending conversation would be awkward.

[ladyhadhafang.livejournal.com]

XD

Best. Reasons. Ever. XD