Stolen (As Always) From Emeriin:
Jul. 8th, 2011 02:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Because I'm bored at work, and because Linkara and Paw are being uncooperative in that ten facts list I owe Em:
Give me a character's name (you can even do hooker!verse OCs if y'like) and I will tell you three reasons why it would be terrible to try to date them, have sex with them, or be in a long-term relationship with them.
For an extra challenge, pick characters you know I'm fond of. Anyone can tell you reasons not to date Cthulhu, after all.
Give me a character's name (you can even do hooker!verse OCs if y'like) and I will tell you three reasons why it would be terrible to try to date them, have sex with them, or be in a long-term relationship with them.
For an extra challenge, pick characters you know I'm fond of. Anyone can tell you reasons not to date Cthulhu, after all.
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Date: 2011-07-08 06:33 pm (UTC)1.) He's so loud. Sometimes I just want to read in quiet, you know? Not have to listen to him cackling like a lunatic while he blows up enemy bases on a computer.
2.) He's an opinionated, trigger-happy nerd-boy who can't stand being wrong. Fun to watch, but not so fun to have a relationship with.
3.) He thinks machinery is "sexy." For as much as Harper jokes about it, I am not a robot. The impending conversation would be awkward.
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Date: 2011-07-08 06:46 pm (UTC)Best. Reasons. Ever. XD