Stolen (As Always) From Emeriin:

[rachelleneveu]

Because I'm bored at work, and because Linkara and Paw are being uncooperative in that ten facts list I owe Em:


Give me a character's name (you can even do hooker!verse OCs if y'like) and I will tell you three reasons why it would be terrible to try to date them, have sex with them, or be in a long-term relationship with them.

For an extra challenge, pick characters you know I'm fond of. Anyone can tell you reasons not to date Cthulhu, after all.

Comments

[ladyhadhafang.livejournal.com]

Linkara.

[rachelleneveu.livejournal.com]

1.) I don't think I could live with him and his "other selves" being in each other's pockets all the time. I like Harvey, and 90s Kid, and Ninja-Style Dancer, but being around them all the time would get very old, very fast. (I don't know how Iron Liz does it, honestly. :P)

2.) Linkara strikes me as a bit of a literature snob, and sometimes I just want to read something and enjoy it, not delve through all the ~symbolism~ and completely deconstruct it or whatever. Plus, there's the fact that I read a lot of trash - no, seriously: for every good book I've read, there's about three or four that are just plain awful, and I don't think he'd be able to stop laughing when he sees the titles/summaries/listens to me rage about how terrible they are.

3.) How many enemies does he have now? Insano, Lord Vyce, Mechakara, Linksano, that Entity thing...While it sounds romantic, being involved with a "hero" and all, putting yourself in constant danger/constantly being close to death and impending doom is not a good idea.

[ladyhadhafang.livejournal.com]

Good points, I say. :)