Stolen (As Always) From Emeriin:

[rachelleneveu]

Because I'm bored at work, and because Linkara and Paw are being uncooperative in that ten facts list I owe Em:


Give me a character's name (you can even do hooker!verse OCs if y'like) and I will tell you three reasons why it would be terrible to try to date them, have sex with them, or be in a long-term relationship with them.

For an extra challenge, pick characters you know I'm fond of. Anyone can tell you reasons not to date Cthulhu, after all.

Comments

[rachelleneveu.livejournal.com]

*giggleblush* Only reason I'm here is because of you, m'dear.

1.) Critic puts on a lot of masks - even when he's with the people he cares about, I think the closest we've seen to the "real Critic" is when he's alone. He's good at putting up walls and pretending everything's fine, even when it isn't.

2.)Critic needs to part of a pair - him and Ask That Guy, him and Chick, him and Linkara, him and Nerd - to function almost normally. He doesn't do well by himself (as we've seen), and I don't think I could be there for him 24/7 like he'd need me to be.

3.) If yet another person took his brother's attention away from him, Ask That Guy would probably kill them. I enjoy breathing, thank you. ;)

[emeriin.livejournal.com]

Nicely done, and I enjoy you breathing too. ;)

Normal!Verse That Other Guy? (The one who's a bad boss and goes between hurting Critic and looking after him, not Rob. xD)

[rachelleneveu.livejournal.com]

1.) He's manipulative. Not to Machiavellian proportions, not quite, but he's got ways of making people do things that they wouldn't ordinarily do (see: 90s Kid reading Todd's thesis on Rihanna, Critic reviewing the other animated Titanic movie, and so forth).

2.) He will not shut up in a movie. I know this trait runs in the family, but still...I know Reefer Madness is awful, but I still want to watch it and not have to keep rewinding to hear things I missed, just because you're keeping a running commentary through the whole thing.

3.) There's also the whole "I'm-randomly-a-dinosaur-now!" thing. I think I'd need some kind of warning, first, if there was the possibility of waking up to that one unsuspecting Tuesday morning.